High concentrations of erroneous pity beyond this point. Clearance is provided if one seeks an agonizing death and/or has become unified with god(s).
Shalom! Welcome to the most insignificant 30 seconds of your presence in this plane of existence. The Kvarkmeister abomination has, without a moment's notice, awakened from the slumber of your very eyes. You are permitted to click links, scroll vertically and hover your cursor throughout this page. Lest you click this particular link, however, as it would eternally maim your thoughts. De facto, you had already broken my warning as you are reading this and have added one view to that barbarous video. For that, I'll call you a goofball... I sincerely beg your pardon for the aforementioned.